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Este año me toca adelantarme a las campañas de publicidad de los grandes almacenes que pronto empezarán a invadir la TV.

Freaks, geeks, nerds… todos, hay que ir pensando en el regalo perfecto para estas navidades y quizás esta página os de alguna pista.

Yo me pido:

La Talking Solar Powered Bible (biblia parlante a energía solar), que pide a gritos un buen bending:

«[…] You can jump from book to book and chapter to chapter with the press of a button. You can also jump ahead or back in 15 second intervals. There are no modes! The navigation buttons are extremely easy to use! The batteries are built into the unit. It can be powered by the sun or a light bulb or charged from a 9 volt DC adapter (not included). Fully charged batteries will allow the unit to play for approximately 10 hours. You can listen to the human voice reading the bible through the Bible’s excellent speaker, or through ear phones (included) […]

Y el Bull Shit Megaphone (algo así como el «Megáfono de mierda»)

«Want to send a message loud and clear? Pick up this hilarious Bull Shit Megaphone and blast it out! Press the button to hear 8 loud hilarious phrases like «You are so full of bull shit!» «You can’t bull shit a bull shitter!» «Thou shalt not bull shit!» «He’s got weapons of mass bull shit (fart)!» and more […]»